My suggestions to a good friend, By Hugo Vélez R

My suggestions to a good friend,

By Hugo Vélez R

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My friend Barack ,who is a good person and represents the black powerd right now, has a big problem. He doesn't know how to deal his new problem with Kim Jong. Kim is a cute and small Korean dictator who threatened to attack USA, and Barack asked me a favor to give him some suggestions.  I sent the following ideas about this problem.

• ·         I wonder if Kim is having great sex, Kim is likely to need some of sex for get a little relaxes in her life. If the problem is sex I think my dear friend Barack should be a good invitation to Cartagena, is a lot of probably that Kim find a good Samaritan that cover hisr necessity, of course the White House pays the  bill. On the other hand Is possible that Kim is anxious,in this case I think Barack should do sent him a ton of marijuana, in California he can find a lot of that , an it is probably that if Kim tasted California marijuana and  doesn’t like but however is possible that he enjoy very much and decides change a war way to peace way. Is important to consider that the poor Kim grew up in a military environment, this situation obviously is a very bad precedent because I wonder what kind of things learn a man who grew up into a military structure?... war, guns, uniforms, old and borings man around him, not coca colas, not hot dogs, any rock music.. Can you imagine this life for you? Barack is someone I can trust, he is my friend and I know is a good person, I know that if he could send a special team to negotiate with funny small Korean, maybe my near friend can sentd to Monica, can you remember who is?.. Mr. Clinton knows about that. Or maybe Barack  can sent to Madonna, is possible that she may convince the small dictator to change the idea and come to America to dance with her in American Airlines in Miami.

• ·         As Kim spent his childhood in a military barracks is possible that he is a little different, you know… maybe a little gay, trans or anything else, in this case I recommend to my friend Barack he can talk with Anderson Coopers or Ricky, or maybe Jorge Bush, the last of the list is a good alternative because he is strange case that you don’t know what is it, a human, a pig, a ex president, a farmer, a cow like human..Anyway I think Mr. Bush is not an animal the animals are better than he. Kim is really an unfriendly neighbor in the global context but that’s the life, not always you have only goods things. I think Barack can try with unthinkable things, maybe if he send a vibrator or a inflatable doll like Scarlett Johansson, then Barack can send Kim an email with some promises if Kim would like of course, those promises can be for example that Barack will invite Kim to Disney, can you imagine Kim in a roller coaster with Mickey Mouse next to him? Other promise can be for example invite  him to go to a basketball playoff, it starts this month and is possible that when Kim know some players and compare their height with his, obviously he will need to consider his decision.

But because the life isn’t easy like I would like it to be, I think my good friend Barack can put his finger in a red button and in a few minutes Mr. Kim wont be a problem any more.

Bye and have a nice adventure every day.

Best regards, 

Hugo Vélez R, a humble Barack's friend